<p>Less than 6 minutes in and we get our first casualty.  How short was this basketball scrimmage?  How is this telephone repair woman younger than these “high school” girls?  Do not consult this movie if you need to DIY a new peephole.  Also, never hide in a dry cleaning bag.  Furthermore, space baby, god damn space baby.  Finally, it is FlavorAid, not Flavor rite.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison</p>

Less than 6 minutes in and we get our first casualty. How short was this basketball scrimmage? How is this telephone repair woman younger than these “high school” girls? Do not consult this movie if you need to DIY a new peephole. Also, never hide in a dry cleaning bag. Furthermore, space baby, god damn space baby. Finally, it is FlavorAid, not Flavor rite. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

<p>Less than 6 minutes in and we get our first casualty.&nbsp; How short was this basketball scrimmage?&nbsp; How is this telephone repair woman younger than these “high school” girls?&nbsp; Do not consult this movie if you need to DIY a new peephole.&nbsp; Also, never hide in a dry cleaning bag.&nbsp; Furthermore, space baby, god damn space baby.&nbsp; Finally, it is FlavorAid, not Flavor rite.&nbsp; Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison</p>

The Slumber Party Massacre

Exploring the worst cinema has to offer. New episodes weekly until we get bored.

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