Football, football, football!!!

We cover it all: the Super League going tits up, Ryan Mason’s (Mourinho's replacement) unforgivable youth, and Spurs losing the Carabao Cup.

All this and more before Adam lowers the tone to discuss sexy education.

With laboured segues, the boys go on to talk about Simon Harris's TikTok, why Diageo could deliver vaccines, and how Daniel Radcliffe is a gas man.