In which our hero practices his impersonation of a small child.  And, as if that weren't bad enough, finds an unwitting outlet for his childish tantrum.  

(Dear Mom, I told you all those semesters of college French weren't going to be wasted.  Did you hear my perfect pronunciation?  I can't wait to hear all the native speakers congratulate me in the comments!) For everyone else, if you didn't get that last part, try reading it in Lucio's voice to achieve the right emotional overtones.

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Manuscript: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/42332