In this episode, I wander through Luxembourg — where fortress walls are tucked into cliffs, the streets feel suspiciously peaceful, and I somehow end up chatting with the U.S. Ambassador. I spot Nancy Pelosi just before she makes headlines, find a life-changing doughnut, and finally, quietly, try beer for the first time.

Then it’s off to Zurich, where I attempt to open a Swiss bank account, have lunch in a building older than most nations, and share a moment with Einstein. I end the day at what might be my favorite bar on Earth: The Old Crow.

A slow-motion travelogue of diplomacy, pastries, and quiet chaos — told softly, so you can fall asleep somewhere between the cliffs and the cocktails.