We are back in The Speaking Tree this week, discussing book #41: The Familiar!

To pay for ruining Brayden's life last episode, we've locked Tessa away in a space ship and sent her off to Mars. Don't worry, she'll be back on Earth next week, but until then, Mikael's going to make some references to Bachelor Frog off-recording and then bring it back up at the end, confusing everyone.

Highlights: History of The Five revealed at last, octodad's business job for business, wombat butt trivia