Mike and JT trade their EMF meters for tin-foil hats to tackle the "Stargate Conspiracy," a theory suggesting the 2003 invasion of Iraq was actually an interstellar repo mission. Mike lays out the "Exopolitics" claim that Saddam Hussein possessed an ancient Sumerian Einstein-Rosen bridge hidden in the basement of a ziggurat. JT hilariously points out the fatal flaw in this cosmic drama: if Saddam actually had an instantaneous portal to the Orion Nebula, why was he eventually found in a one-man hole in the dirt with a pistol and a box of chocolates?. The duo concludes that the idea of George W. Bush fighting space lords is just a comforting lie humans tell themselves because the reality—that nobody is in control and the world is rudderless—is far more terrifying.

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Sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_SG-1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_(device

https://english.alaraby.co.uk/news/us-invaded-iraq-over-saddams-alien-portal-conspiracy-theorist

https://www.vice.com/en/article/533gxx/there-are-people-who-think-the-west-invaded-iraq-over-a-stargate

https://exopolitics.org/space-force-our-star-trek-future-book-6-in-ssp-series/

https://exopolitics.org/about/founder/

http://exopoliticsinstitute.org/

http://exopoliticsjournal.com/

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