Welcome to another highlight reel of The Straight Dope Show, where hosts El Uno and TraB the Wonder hold absolutely nothing back in this cut from episodes 346 and 347. The duo kicks things off with a heated debate on why the NBA's Defensive Player of the Year looks like a liability against the MVP, before pivoting to the rap battlefield to dissect the lyrical misses in Drake's "Family Matters" and the undeniable cultural impact of Kendrick Lamar's historic response. Wrapping up the episode, they tackle the internet's manufactured outrage over a Black samurai in the new Assassin's Creed game and theorize a hilarious five-year plan for Drake to gracefully leave music behind and reinvent himself as a Hollywood action star.

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• 00:00 - The MVP vs. The DPOY: Why the Defensive Player of the Year looks like a liability.

• 03:11 - Dissecting "Family Matters": Great beats, but did the lyrics actually hit?

• 08:11 - Kendrick Lamar's Cultural Impact: A rap beef response that turned into a worldwide anthem.

• 16:11 - Assassin’s Creed & The Yasuke Controversy: Breaking down the manufactured outrage over a historical Black samurai.

• 27:00 - The Aubrey Graham Pivot: Laying out the perfect five-year plan for Drake to become an action movie star.