Today we have a Croatian story about a hero who is basically a serial killer. After awkwardly deriving powers from a fairy, he sets out to get some weapons, but the smiths won't like their payment. From there, it's a series of escalating battles until he decides on an early retirement. One thing he'll never forget: breast is best.

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