Revenge: it's what Mel Gibson, Steven Segal, Nick Nolte, and the rest of the pantheon of 80s action heroes relied on to make bank. It's a pretty lousy way to live, though, and nobody shows how ridiculous this sort of thinking can make you look better than Sampson. This week, Justin takes us back to a time of burly men, village warfare, and absurd arson methods to help us get a grip on our need for retribution.