Journey through the archives of famed anthropologist Doctor Balthazar Finneus as he searches the detritus of the 21st Century for answers to burning questions about the history of human civilization. Is it true that anacondas want none without buns? How do conference calls function as mating rituals? Why did our ancestors live in trailers and watch them on screens? The answers may surprise you.

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written & directed by Andrew Clark, with sound & mastering by Will Koch

featuring Jake Regensburg as Dr. Balthazar Finneus, with Cara Dodge, Eric Fleising, Cory Ringdahl, Ali Rojek, and Zach Trebino