Hey man, is that the Substandard? Well turn it up, man! (Yes, that's a Freedom Rock reference.) But seriously, you'll have to turn up the volume on this latest edition of the Substandard. Due to technical difficulties, the quality of audio is akin to the Maxwell House Coffee Time radio hour circa 1925. Actually worse. Like Marion Barry sting operation worse. But based on our scientific Twitter poll, listeners still want to give this a try. After all, we do talk about Battle of the Sexes, game-show hosts, and Tom Petty. But don't say we didn't warn you!