This week on Culty-ish, we’re breaking down the chaos: Is The Summer I Turned Pretty just Twilight with better beach houses? Are we Team Conrad, Team Jeremiah… or Team “Belly, girl, go to therapy”? Plus: the JD Vance Pope rumors that made us audibly gasp, the NFL Draft through our unqualified lens, Jean Smart’s glorious return in Hacks, and The Valley continuing its reality TV villain origin story. Also, Kate is reading Iron Flame and barely hanging on. Court is in session, and the vibes are unhinged.