Unless you've been living under a rock (probably the best place to be right now), you may have heard of something called the Coronavirus or the illness Covid-19. If so, it's important to understand that 1 out of 87,352 doctors (not necessarily medical) recommend that you put down that toilet paper and over priced surgical masks, wash your hands thoroughly for 20 seconds, throw on some comfy pj's and gather around the radiophone (in groups of up to 10 at most) to hear John and Mike dive deep into the facts* of this world wide pandemic...

Whatever you do, don't panic, stay calm, keep your hands and ear-holes clean and dry, and most importantly, don't gargle with bleach!

* the facts may actually be a collection of stretched half truths from disreputable sources.