Have you ever been "ghosted" by a lover? Or "zombied" by someone you thought you had ended things with? Worse yet: have you ever been zombied by someone you dated 2 YEARS PRIOR after they BROUGHT ANOTHER GIRL to your date? No? Just us, then? Cool.

Turns out that supernatural phenomena can be used to describe several of the sketchy situations that dating can conjure. We made a list of terms that describe the different ways you can be jilted so hard it almost feels unreal. Or should we say...supernatural?