Finally, a starring role. John carries this aggressively mediocre movie on his back, The Sure Thing, directed by the luminary of rote neoliberalism in film, Rob Reiner.

Despite the container, John has a breakout performance that really sets a tone for a lot of his roles in the future. Lucas and Dylan do a little Rob Reiner digging and discover a dark truth about his filmography.

We saw it Rob. We know what you did.