Thornwick and Bob must battle sexism, vipers, bone-jackals and boredom as they journey through yet another swamp. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux, Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: "Achaidh Cheide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

5. The Swamp of Perpetual Torment

We’re So Bad At Adventuring is a fantasy comedy audioplay about Thornwick and Bob, two regular guys in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters and hijinx galore! Follow them on their weekly adventurers as they trick people, steal stuff, hide in barrels and avoid anything resembling being a hero! For the best experience, start from Episode 1

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In this very special episode, Thornwick and Bob learn the value of giving back to the community.

Side Adventure: Charitable Intent

Fiendish Owls making deals, bowls of soup, compliments; this side adventure has everything, even justification for a semicolon!

Side Adventure: Sign, Sealed, and Deceived.

Thornwick and Bob discover life is actually pretty hard when you don’t have library card

Side Adventure: Bookbound for Adventure

Bob makes a bet that he can clear a dungeon in less than half an hour of running time! The stakes have never been lower!

Side Adventure: Dungeon Dangerous

Trapped in the spookiest dimension, Thornwick and Bob go on a quest to find as much free food as possible! There’s also vampires and werewolves.

5. The Swamp of Perpetual Torment

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