Devin and Andy visit a Swatch store in the Oculus. Has your wrist been taken over by a smartwatch? Are you a freewrister? What is more 80s than these old Swatch ads? Which Simpsons character would you like to see on a Swatch, and what would you like to see them doing? Is this Basquiat Swatch cringe or legit? Does anyone do neon better?

Music by⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Jed Becker⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, art by⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Margaret Flatley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, production assistance by Skye MacLeod. Contact [email protected]