"Hey-yuh there. Oooooold Man Jenkins, here, lettin' y'all know the power's out this week at the ol' GameCorp Headquarters. But, you think that'd stop the Head2Head boys from podcastin'? You bet your sweet-Kentucky-ass it would! But the boss says they gotta do it anyways, dag-nabit. So get ready for the most rootin'-tootin', hootin'-hollerin', no-scriptin' listener-questions-only episode ever. It's lazy, it's crazy, It's the Sweatpants Chronicles." There... typed all them words like them boys asked, now how do I get off this dang-fangled web-a-whosits?.. Hello?... Hellooooo?..... Dag-nabit.

◘Music & Sound Effects:

Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/