This week's T-Rump Twofer features: Day 1425 -- "The Long and Blinding Road" ... a rookie right-winger takes stock in the constant slog that is the march to T-Rump's beat ... and Day 1429 -- "Don't Give Up on Us" ... The T-Rump blasts the Moscowmitch for congratulating dino leader-to-be, the Joebiden. ... Kudos to the Beatles and David Soul for inspiration.