Cold open featuring the Bible by Seinfeld, Welcome Back Everybody, ghosts are old Jewish men, Tom's absolute circus show of buying a house, old houses and housing for workers, a tangent about Netflix and legacy media, SEALs are roidin', doing roids, Chinese propaganda regarding the US, more gym talk, Venmo is really weird, the origin of pimps, the Superior UPS store, The Beautiful Letdown by Switchfoot review, what did we learn today?