Heaven reclaims Ralphie May. Wu-Tang Clan’s Ghostface Killah starts a cryptocurrency called CREAM, Clapton and Ginger Baker could not be reached for comment. In other news about creams, Oreo’s new Mystery Flavor was stolen from Fruity Pebbles. The Equifax brand, since it’s worthless now, we’re going to buy it just to put on ironic t-shirts along with Kaspersky and Enron. Oh you didn’t hear that Russian antivirus company Kaspersky helped Russia steal US secrets from a CIA contractor?