This week's topics include the story of Jason's Google+ shirt, hipsters in the hood, how to enjoy a birthday at Dimples, Rob's trespassing dog, Kim Kardashian's hairsuit, and Heather Locklear's secret to youth; plus, Anthony Weiner steals from WDS, a worst one-night-stand contest, sandwich making, and a Phrased Out segment. I call it - Fortuoisity!