This week's topics include an update on the Duvette contest for the big WDS holiday special, the wood scale in determining sexy Santa's helpers, WDS Christmas blue balls for the season, Rob's Yankee bandwagon, and whether or not to pee on Dick Van Dyke; plus, Rob's Instragram feed blows up, trying to remember other Greg Kihn songs, a very little bit about Survivor, Rob's VIP evening, and Jason's auditions for dates. Bring the holidays home!