PS Perkins: Guitars, bass, vocals, samples

R Thomas: Drums, percussion, keyboards, kitchen gamelan

Mixed & Mastered by Mystic Tape Deck

More experience here: https://mystictapedeck.com/bards/the-technician/

LYRICS:

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The flashing light is indicating error, error

A wave of fear, a rumbling of terror, terror

Push the button, summon the repairer, repairer

The technician!

Arriving on the scene

Resequencing the gene

Talking to the machine

With a list of simple rules

And a tidy bag of tools

Who will save the helpless fools?

Who will save them? Who will save them?

The technician.

As the only unit who is fit to, fit to

The technician has identified the issue, issue

The virus is in the soft tissue, tissue

The technician!

There’s a bump in the road

There’s a bug in the code

A system overload

There’s a fly in the soup

A redirection loop

There’s a dupe within the group

Who will save them, who will save them?

The technician.

The mechanical voice repeating warning, warning

The broken beings all aborning, ‘borning

This cannot wait until the morning, morning

The technician!

With a flinging of the dung

And a twisting of the tongue

The ladder skips a rung

The clock has slipped a gear

With the deadline drawing near

Have no worries, know no fear

Who will save us? WHO WILL SAVE US?

The technician.