#What made the internet angry this week?

PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smaller. We settle the eternal debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Carly Rae Jepsen is a pop goddess. All this and more on a special holiday edition of the world's dumbest podcast.

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