There are movies and there are movies. "The Telling" is a thing that was filmed and edited at some point. Probably on a deadline...so, props for that. I once went to a Cheddar's where I ordered a cheese and meat dip appetizer. Literally queso with ground beef in it. Cheddar's ain't fancy. When it arrived, I realized there was no meat and told the server he'd accidentally brought me the queso without the meat. He returned with a bowl of ground beef and told me his manager told him that if I wanted meat, I could add it myself. I no longer choose Cheddar's for eating things. This is a true story...also, it's a much better story than any one the FOUR? stories in this movie. This episode though...not to be missed. Final Girl winner, Heather on top of her game, and did we mention PLAYBOY MODELS?!!!! See you on the other side.