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Artie and Hudson move into the drawing room for another chapter of The Artie & Hudson Show.

This time, the conversation turns to the Mess, old Army friends and questions that start to feel just a little too specific.

Tim begins noticing that supposedly casual conversations keep circling back to routes, borders, delays and Petra. At the same time, Petra realises that parts of her old life may not be as far behind her as she thought.

When people know things they probably should not know, coincidence starts to look rather less convincing.

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Artie and Hudson are back in the garden, and this time the conversation turns to something rather less innocent.

Tim has started noticing familiar faces, repeated encounters, strange questions and connections that seem just a little too convenient. Meanwhile, Petra is attracting interest of her own, including attention linked to Hereford and MI6.

At first, it all looks like coincidence. But when different parts of their lives begin overlapping, Tim starts to wonder whether something much bigger is going on.

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Episode 10 of The Artie & Hudson Show takes Tim and Petra back onto the road, this time with a much longer journey ahead of them.

A run carrying bearings for Ford in Istanbul introduces them to experienced driver Lars Nyberg, a man who knows the route, the borders and the paperwork exceptionally well.

Perhaps a little too well.

As Artie tells the story and Hudson asks the obvious questions, a few small details begin to suggest that this may be more than just another European haulage job.

Based on events from The Empty Return by Tim Heale.

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In Episode 4 of The Tim & Petra Show, Tim and Petra look back on one of the biggest moments of their lives, their wedding and the beginning of married life together.

They remember Stephen’s speech, the childhood stories that had everyone laughing, the emotional moments that brought tears to the room, Tim’s infamous sauna story, and their beautiful first dance.

They also talk about the quiet days afterwards, the registry office ceremony in England, Phoebe and Susan behaving themselves for once, the ferry journey to Europe, and finally arriving in Münster to begin their new life together.

A story of laughter, tears, friendship, family and finally being able to say the words they had waited years for:
husband and wife.

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Artie and Hudson are back in the library, and this time they are trying to make sense of Tim and Petra’s idea of retirement.

There is truck driving across Europe, rugby, Aikido, suspicious instructions, Petra noticing everything, and Tim using his famously dreadful foreign languages to surprisingly good effect.

What begins as a quiet life in Sweden is starting to look rather less quiet.

And then there is the small matter of an empty truck...

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Artie and Hudson continue their journey through The Empty Return.

After the wedding at Franklin Gardens, Tim’s comments about the scrum-half do not simply disappear. Once people realise he actually knows what he is talking about, the questions keep coming.

What starts as one observation soon turns into positioning, timing, rugby experience and Tim doing what he has always done best: getting involved when he had every intention of staying out of it.

Back in the kitchen at Old Heale Manor, Artie and Hudson take a suitably dry look at Tim’s relationship with rugby, retirement and his remarkable inability to leave well alone.

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Artie and Hudson continue their journey through The Empty Return, this time with a wedding reception at Franklin Gardens.

Simon, the Saints lock, is marrying Olivia, Johan and Marlin’s daughter, and what should be a straightforward family celebration soon drifts into rugby territory.

Tim spots a couple of issues with the scrum-half, one of the players recognises him from an Army v Navy match, and before long the past has caught up with him again.

From the garden at Old Heale Manor, Artie and Hudson take a suitably dry look at rugby, family, old memories and Tim’s remarkable ability to get involved without really meaning to.

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Tim and Petra look back at the years when their friendship became something much deeper.

From school trouble and letters between England and Sweden, to rugby, family chaos, speaking Swedish just to wind Phoebe up, and the moment Tim began finding his direction again.

Tim recalls leaving school behind, working on a farm, failing the Army entrance test and finally deciding to go back and prove to himself what he could do. Petra remembers the letters, the long conversations, their sixteenth birthday, and the surprise visit to her school in Sweden.

It is a story about growing up, believing in somebody when they have stopped believing in themselves, and a relationship that has lasted through everything that followed.

The Tim & Petra Show, Episode 2

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Artie and Hudson continue their journey through The Empty Return, and this time the title itself starts to make rather more sense.

What could possibly go wrong with an empty truck?

Quite a lot, as it turns out.

From Old Heale Manor, Artie explains the next stage of Tim and Petra’s story while Hudson begins to realise that their supposedly straightforward retirement is becoming anything but straightforward.

And, as Artie points out, they are only just getting started.

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Artie and Hudson continue their journey through The Empty Return, as Tim and Petra’s supposedly quiet retirement begins to look rather less quiet by the minute.

What started as a new life in Sweden is becoming something quite different. There are lorries, long journeys, unexpected complications and, inevitably, Tim finding himself involved in things that sensible retired people might have left well alone.

From the comfort of Old Heale Manor, Artie and Hudson pick apart the next stage of the story in their usual understated fashion.

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