The end of the Sens' season and the start of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs means that we now have endless time to engage in our favourite activity: hating. Hating on the teams that have been eliminated, hating on the teams in the playoffs, and hating on Taylor Swift's new album.

Learn how to be just like us with our hater's eulogy for each eliminated team, and our hater's guide to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

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