Let's talk about one of our favorite presidents: Abe Lincoln. This is a tale of intrigue, attempted kidnapping, great plays, and. . .murder.

If you don't know about the moon landing, you're stupid. Moon the planet, specifically. Keep your pants up Louis Armstrong!

It's time to dive into Queen Elizabeth I, AKA The Virgin Queen. Oh, not like that...

Let's get crunk . . . or NOT! It's time to play a prohibition drinking game. Plus, would Al Capone have liked Buca di Beppo?

Today, The Town Criers explore where the Titanic went wrong. They also somehow bring King Julian into this, which isn't as surprising as it should be.

This episode dives into all the important pillars of ancient Egypt: pyramids, influential pharaohs, and spontaneous bursting into song. Please and thank you are the secret of the Nile (Pablo, Backyardigans, 2007).

It's time to learn about Benjamin Franklin: inventor of the bifocalnator, son of a soapmaker, and writer of sultry, sultry drama.

The Town Criers solve the mystery: Who B. on Lyndon's Johnson? They dive into The Cold War and touch back on John Freaking Kennedy (a fan favorite).

In this episode, The Town Criers analyze the history of the Loch Ness Monster. Is Nessia a monster or monSTAR?

The Town Criers explore the Kennedy family history, JFK's presidential candidacy, and so much more.