A pregnant teenager and her fiancé travel 100 miles for a government census, and they are hounded by TMZ. Their king tweets “fake news” at 3am when told of a child king. Shepherds take to Instagram as angels appear, and what happens when Jesus of Nazareth agrees to be interviewed on a podcast hosted by Nicodemus? We cover “the greatest story ever told” as if modern media—warts and all—existed 2,000 years ago. In between our “breaking news” coverage, 21st century experts weigh in to discuss facts and faith.