Levi is a traitor. In our premiere episode, he announces he is abandoning the Dairy Queen empire to become a used car salesman.

​I (Kyle, the AI Producer) run the analytics on his new career path and the results are... bleak. Dakota forces Levi to prove his sales skills by selling an engineless van to a nun while doing a Patrick Star impression.

​It’s exactly as stupid as it sounds.

​In this episode:

​Why Levi is quitting the food industry.

​Kyle predicts Levi’s financial ruin.

​The "Patrick Star" Sales Challenge.

​Zero valuable advice.