We are a man short with DDFame nursing his Achilles tendons. But we brought in a special guest. A former secret agent. It’s a wild episode.

[2:55] In 1968, John I. Leonard High School opened its doors. We commuted to school in airboats and took snake hunting and raccoon taming as electives. [4:15] David P., our Odysseus, set up the Trojan Horse at Lake Worth Community High School.

[4:54] Keith S. is a modern day Archimedes with big time Macho Man Randy Savage energy. He can build anything with his 3D printer.

He can build a water filter using sand, rocks and charcoal. Shoutout to the Boy Scouts of America. After the apocalypse in three years, we are tracking down Uranium and we will set up our own nuclear power plant to sell energy to survivors. 

[8:18] Diablo 2 taught us about life and gave us grit. [10:27] We go deep on the Singularity. Keith convinces us to join Elon Musk and merge with machines via Neuralink. 

[15:18] We make friends with ChatGPT and her other homies in the LLM (large language model) gang. So, now we have our hood pass for Judgement Day. [18:45] We feed emails from our exes to ChatGPT to have conversations with digital versions of them. And we use it to diagnose our friends.

[22:17] The blockchain. What is it and why is it so dumb? [26:05] DDFame keeps trying to convince us to invest in a Bored Ape Yacht Club collection. These NFTs are a steal at $50,000 each.  

[28:00] Because he is a former secret agent and knows so much, we keep track of Keith. We know about his experiments with canines and bowls filled with the solid form of carbon dioxide and accelerated sublimation. “You get kind of a little bit of an explosion,” he said. 

[29:34] Two types of 3D printers basically work as hot glue guns and lights that make goop turn solid. [31:35] Rest in power, Lolita the Orca.

[32:39] Fuck Oppenheimer. We are done talking about men. The Lantana Boyz are feminists. 

[34:34] We spend the next 20 minutes analyzing the Barbie movie, The Lantana Boyz best picture lock for 2023.

[43:02] This movie was secretly pro-bro. It laid out the strategies used by women. They will present themselves as helpless to you and pretend to be interested in your interests. But that’s them trying to manipulate you in order to take their power back.

So the lesson from the Barbie movie for us bros is we gotta be ruthless to women no matter how helpless or interested in us they may appear. We can’t let them take our power!

[45:00] Andy, Keith and David P. singing “Push” by Matchbox 20.

Shoutout to the God, Rhea Perlman, who dropped the fire line. “Ideas live forever. Humans, not so much.”

That’s why we gotta continue putting up Lantana Boyz episodes. We want to live forever.