The Two Beer Queers

By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

What's The Two Beer Queers about?

Tom and Josh are two gay men from Washington, DC, bonding over libations and conversations. From awkward hookups to the outrageous news cycle, they're talking about all the things that you overhear your drunk friends talking about, with a focus on queer issues and culture. Put on your cutest underwear and grab a drink!

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The Two Beer Queers episodes:

05.25.2021
102 - Evan Hansen Isn't Gay?
Tom and Josh are back from the beach and a bit dazed! Despite the sand in their brains, this week they're discussing Demi Lovato's coming out, Olivia Rodrigo's new album, and the trailer for Dear Evan Hansen, which was.... something!
05.05.2021
101 - Crossin' Streams
Okay, you know we love games. And we found other queers who do too! Meet Mateo and Kevin, two friends Tom and Josh met on the interwebs, and hear them talk about streaming, video games, and managing social lives amidst...
04.12.2021
99 1/2 - You're Gonna Show WHAT?
As episode 100 creeps ever closer, The Two Beer Queers have an announcement. Be sure to check out the live episode extravaganza Sunday, April 18th @ 3 p.m. ET over at Twitch.tv/SeveralNerds (and be sure to follow so you...
03.29.2021
99 - Bugs, Bitch!
The cicadas are coming and Tom and Josh are NOT HAPPY. Plus, thoughts on Montero and Lil Nas X, feelings about Lawrence Chaney and Drag Race UK, and some bathing suit anxiety (because that time is coming!) Also, #GetJoshAVaccine
03.15.2021
98 - Our Post-Shot Thot List
The end of the pandemic seems so close we could almost lick it off the bar at Trade. Tom and Josh talk about some TV they've been watching and daydream about all the things they'll do once they get the...
03.01.2021
97 - The Ascension of Mr. Potato Head
Why does everything have to happen ALL AT ONCE? Josh and Tom are at it again, talking about all the things you didn't know you wanted to hear about. Blockchain? You got it. Transphobic cookies? You betcha. Gay mermaids? Uh-huh.
02.14.2021
96 - THWORP!
What's that sound? No really what is that? Tom and Josh bring on dear friends and funny gays Jake and Michael of Thworp! A Podcast for Big Fans! The gays talk Jojo Siwa, Drag Race, standup in the age of...
02.01.2021
95 - Joe Bidet For President
It's snowing and we want to talk about one thing, and one thing only - BUTTS. I guess we talk about other things, including whether or not Joe Biden erased women, why Michael Che isn't funny, and how exciting the...
01.18.2021
94 - So IS He A Cannibal?
It's been two weeks of 2021 and there's already cannibals and coups. Tom and Josh chat about Armie Hammer's fake DMs, the lack of taste by gays thirsting after alt-right insurrections, and Brie Larson's YouTube. There's more to unpack than...
01.03.2021
93 - Gays OVER Covid, hunny!
Sis we're tired of this virus! *cough* Tom and Josh discuss the brain trash of the Puerto Vallarta gays. Plus, some thoughts on Slag Wars, and announcing our new Drag Race reviews coming up on Patreon! And, Tom got an...
12.07.2020
92 - Happiest Season Movie Review (W/ Cal & Laurel)
Yes, we're also obsessed with the lesbian Christmas movie. So, we assembled a panel! Tom & Josh talk to friend Cal and Chief National Lesbian Correspondent Laurel about Happiest Season, the magic of Clea DuVall, the hotness of Kristen Stewart,...
11.23.2020
91 - The Queer's Gambit
Like any good pandemic participant, Josh and Tom are staying inside and watching television to numb themselves to the horror outside. From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the Queens Gambit, Josh and Tom talk all that's new and...
11.08.2020
90 - Were Medieval People Gay? Yes. (w/ Erik Wade)
Did gay people exist before Britney created us? Yes! Tom and Josh talk to Erik Wade, a Medieval scholar, about sexuality in the early days, from penitentials to love stories to pictures of butts, and explore how our view of...
10.26.2020
89 - Our Password Is GayGay2020!
Just in case you want to hack us. Tom and Josh talk CYBERSECURITY, something they know nothing about, but still more than our president. Plus, Schitt's Creek, AOC, and weird rumors about the Presidential family that have us... doing a...
10.12.2020
88 - OMG We Loved Bly Manor
It literally just came out, and we've already binged it. Tom and Josh talk about all of the queer goodness in The Haunting of Bly Manor, plus a little bit about Josh's constipated cat. Two topics of extreme importance.
10.04.2020
87 - Of Course It's Going To Be Weird
Couple advice, anyone? Tom and Josh talk about what they've been doing to keep their relationship spicy and soothed in pandemic times. Plus, Savage X Fenty, and uh... ooh what else... someone shitty got COVID?
09.28.2020
86 - Miley, Please, Let Us Breathe
Everywhere we turn there is new Miley Cyrus content and we are LIVING. Plus, Orville Peck unmasked (sort of), IKEA trips, and the MAN (ruth) who is reading to your children.
09.21.2020
85 - You Better Vote! (w/ KC B. Yonce)
Okay so, there's an election happening? Josh and Tom talk to KC B. Yonce, a local drag performer and activist working with Power the Polls and Drag Out the Vote to get others energized and ready to vote. Also, they're...
09.14.2020
84 - Dik, It's French
The Queers have their slimy hero and mic-screamer extraordinaire, Desiree Dik on, FINALLY. They talk about "Love, Simon," Twenty-One Pilots (what???) and the amazing and incredible things that Desiree has pulled out of her mind (and body)
09.07.2020
83 - We Guess It's September
Pumpkin Spice is in the air, and we're still stuck at home :) Tom and Josh talk Alex Morse, homemade espresso, private island pandemic parties, and all positive things with no negative thoughts at all!
09.02.2020
82 - Guess Who's Back In The House
And, still in the house. So, we took a pandemic break! But we're here for your ears and all that good glitter content. Tom and Josh talk about their pandemic experiences, give a catch up on their lives, and dive...
06.05.2020
Yes, White Friends, You Should Post About #BlackLivesMatter
Tom and Josh talk through why white people should vocally support #BlackLivesMatter, and what to say.
06.02.2020
Fight With Us For Black Lives Matter
We're using this podcast for the #BlackLivesMatter movement. They need us right now. Help us get funds, resources, and info to our community as they fight for change.
03.31.2020
80 - Let's Get Naked
The queers are still trapped in their homes, but luckily Josh has plenty of friends, like Lamp and Pillow! They discuss the etiquette around nudes on twitter, and some of the queer media they've been binging without anything better to...
03.23.2020
79 - Have You Tried The Quarantine? I Thought The Quarantine Was Lovely
We're doing fine, and writing episode titles like they're Panic at the Disco songs. Tom and Josh talk about what's up, and the only thing that is up is coronavirus. Plus, some RuPaul's Drag Race content, and Josh's personal mental...
03.16.2020
78 - We're Back Maybe!
Amidst the pandemic, we are creating content. It's... the most important thing. After our unintentional break (sorry!) we're here to talk everything that happened since our last episode, including Stupid Love, Drag Race and the dessert who shall not be...
02.24.2020
77 - Just Sippi Now
Check in with DC's bombastic dance personality Sippi ahead of their one-person show, Sippi Day. Tom and Josh talk with Sippi about all things dance, performing, and trade. Plus, All Stars 5 on Showtime, and Tom's new pet snake.
02.17.2020
76 - Getting Bratty
Tom and Josh are throwing it back to the 70's with Brat Worst, a local drag performer ahead of her BatBall Disco Glampire show. They talk all things disco and drag. Plus, why is everyone trying to make Mike Bloomberg...
02.10.2020
75 - Now? You Sure?
Tom and Josh catch up on anime and boyfriend plans before diving into the hot issue of the week: HBO Max's Legendary, and Jameela Jamil's coming out. Plus, Phillip Schofield, and that ridiculously sexy photo of John Mulaney.
02.03.2020
74 - No One Is Good, Everyone Is Bad
The Two Dummy Queers do a round up of their favorite new music from Gaga, Kesha, Dua, Doja, Porter Robinson, and maybe MCR? They also talk about how literally no one is good. All of our heroes are bad. It's...
01.27.2020
73 - Victimized By Queer Rights
Josh and Tom are feeling a lot of emotion this week, from absolutely LOVING The Circle to absolutely HATING bigots! Join the queers as they talk about the refuge that is reality TV and the nightmare that is actual reality,...
01.20.2020
72 - MAL Pals
Watch out girls, this huge bitch is back - our national correspondent and general fag-about-town Garrett calls in to hear all about the queers' first journey to Mid Atlantic Leather, and let us know how she's been doing since leaving...
01.13.2020
71 - Our Very Own Reverie (w/ Ryan La Sala)
A dream come true (literally), Tom and Josh talk to Ryan La Sala, author of the ultra queer YA Fantasy novel "Reverie," about writing queer fantasy, drag queen supervillians, and creating the stories that no one else will. Plus, so...
01.07.2020
70 - The Tell-Tale Fanny
No, we did not watch the Golden Globes. Yes, we have thoughts. Tom and Josh talk the Ricky Gervais monologue, Kate McKinnon's speech about Ellen Degeneres, and also the resurfaced tweets of Slayyyter. Edgar Allen Hoe not included.
12.30.2019
69 - The Decade Was...Nice
The queers come together on New Year's Eve-Eve-Eve to talk about the decade that was, and craft a list of some of their best-of queer moments. From queer music to film and everything in between, this particularly nice episode is...
12.23.2019
68 - nakey Harry Styles
This podcast is now a CATS stan podcast. 100% CATS content. From the CGI wonders, to Taylor Swift's majesty, to the horny horny felines. We love it all.
12.16.2019
67 - Baby Yoda Should Coo
Tom is wrong, but, what's new? Tom and Josh talk baby yoda's noises, hangovers, hallmark, Promising Young Woman, and a bit of vomit. Just a bit!
12.10.2019
66 - Tim's Got Beetles!
Yes, yes, Josh has a boyfriend. He's still a monogamous slut! Tom and Josh talk Patricia Highsmith, that crafty lesbian, plus private Instagram meme accounts and the American dream... Or whatever that means
12.05.2019
65 - Don't Think I Can Take It
Do you know where your cake is? Tom and Josh talk MacArthur Park, aging, and Thanksgiving as they celebrate Josh's 24th Birthday, and look back at everything they've been thankful for over the year.
11.25.2019
64 - Should I Pay For That?
It's a good question. Should you pay for porn? The queers talk ethics of a pornographic subscription, plus South Park, the Buttigieg dance, and serial killer Sims
11.18.2019
63 - Snake Ladies
The queers are obsessed with snakes. This is a snake podcast now. We've pivoted. Tom and Josh talk Disney+, Baby Yoda and Star Wars, ARTPOP, Harry Styles, and snoring. All good and exciting things. So good. So things.
11.04.2019
62 - It's The Great Fleet, Charli XCX
Yes, we're talking about the fleet enema that Charli signed, of course we're talking about that! Also the Popeye's chicken sandwich, Chasten Buttigieg's plane travel, Halloween recaps, and Tom's lack of any memory from his childhood.
10.28.2019
61 - Brunch Giggles
After hosting a comedy brunch, Josh and Tom bring back Maddy and Kate, two DC comedians, for banter, manicures, and hot goss.
10.21.2019
60 - This Is ABSRD
cw: abuse and sexual assault On a rainy day, the queers talk double eliminations, broken heels, and Frank Ocean's fateful PREP+ party. They're joined by music producer ABSRDST to talk producing for former guest Dorian Electra, prevalent abuse in the...
10.14.2019
59 - Louis Made Us Pizza
This week gave us no rest with gay news! No rest! From the presidential candidates becoming whole, to Big Mouth (a follow-up!), to Ellen and her besties, to the men (still) in our DMs. There's so much to talk about,...
10.07.2019
58 - Reply Guys
Get out of our mentions and into our latest episode! Tom and Josh talk Big Mouth, Reply Guys, cats, dogs, grandmas, and other relevant items. No Reply Guys were harmed in the making of this episode. We think.
09.30.2019
57 - Hot Boy Thotumn
The queers have survived their third live show, and if you missed it - you missed it! Moving on, they talk about everyone's favorite fruit im(peach)ment, spooky movies, international drag race, and the best season ever - Thotumn.
09.23.2019
56 - Getting Flamboyant With Dorian Electra
Josh had to go hang out over some troubled water, or whatever, so Tom is taking this interview SOLO. Chatting with his favorite flaming, flammable guy, Dorian Electra, the two talk about the life of a modern pop-star, touring, and...
09.16.2019
55 - South Dakota Isn't Real
And other truths. Tom and Josh chat through Bowen Yang's casting on Saturday Night Live, and the racist new cast member (who shan't be named here). Plus, Sam Smith's pronouns, and a fan question about pronouns in the classroom.
09.09.2019
54 - Gandhi Butt
Gandhi was GAY? And other discoveries on this week's episode. Tom and Josh dedicate the episode to Lana, talk drag competitions, and do a new music round-up. But really. Gandhi had a boyfriend. We're not kidding.

What's The Two Beer Queers about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

The Two Beer Queers episodes:

102 - Evan Hansen Isn't Gay?

101 - Crossin' Streams

99 1/2 - You're Gonna Show WHAT?

99 - Bugs, Bitch!

98 - Our Post-Shot Thot List

97 - The Ascension of Mr. Potato Head

96 - THWORP!

95 - Joe Bidet For President

94 - So IS He A Cannibal?

93 - Gays OVER Covid, hunny!

92 - Happiest Season Movie Review (W/ Cal & Laurel)

91 - The Queer's Gambit

90 - Were Medieval People Gay? Yes. (w/ Erik Wade)

89 - Our Password Is GayGay2020!

88 - OMG We Loved Bly Manor

87 - Of Course It's Going To Be Weird

86 - Miley, Please, Let Us Breathe

85 - You Better Vote! (w/ KC B. Yonce)

84 - Dik, It's French

83 - We Guess It's September

82 - Guess Who's Back In The House

Yes, White Friends, You Should Post About #BlackLivesMatter

Fight With Us For Black Lives Matter

80 - Let's Get Naked

79 - Have You Tried The Quarantine? I Thought The Quarantine Was Lovely

78 - We're Back Maybe!

77 - Just Sippi Now

76 - Getting Bratty

75 - Now? You Sure?

74 - No One Is Good, Everyone Is Bad

73 - Victimized By Queer Rights

72 - MAL Pals

71 - Our Very Own Reverie (w/ Ryan La Sala)

70 - The Tell-Tale Fanny

69 - The Decade Was...Nice

68 - nakey Harry Styles

67 - Baby Yoda Should Coo

66 - Tim's Got Beetles!

65 - Don't Think I Can Take It

64 - Should I Pay For That?

63 - Snake Ladies

62 - It's The Great Fleet, Charli XCX

61 - Brunch Giggles

60 - This Is ABSRD

59 - Louis Made Us Pizza

58 - Reply Guys

57 - Hot Boy Thotumn

56 - Getting Flamboyant With Dorian Electra

55 - South Dakota Isn't Real

54 - Gandhi Butt