The most beautiful words in the English language. Free. Fries. We'll tell you where to find them. Also! the UofU is dumping Papa John's, the Spanish Navy (did you KNOW they had a navy?) finds their sub is too big to bring into dock anywhere in the country, and a CEO gives his car to an employee who walks 20 miles to work. That is serious work ethic, my friend.

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