Join me on a first date as I exemplify what I am calling “The Ultimate First Date Guide” in real time.

The Ultimate First Date Guide:

1. Choose the lucky winner - BE PICKY
2. Do your research
3. Have your first date outfit ready to go so you don’t have to think about it
4. If you’re not feeling confident - fake it
5. Keep expectations low (like in the basement)
6. Get in the ~zone~
7. Don’t get drunk
8. Out of sight out of mind

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