Join Trevor, Tom, and Jen as they spill their favorite cruise secrets and tips from years of sailing! From finding hidden decks perfect for stargazing to scoring free seasickness medicine with your Platinum card, the Golden Crew shares their best insider knowledge. Tom breaks down the secret deck locations across different ship classes, while Trevor recounts some questionable ideas about living on cruise ships (please don't try this at home!). Between debates about funfetti cheesecake and tales of spa deals, this episode is packed with practical tips and hilarious stories that will help you make the most of your next cruise. Warning: May contain strong opinions about buffet desserts and creative uses for storage benches. 🚢 😂

The crew also discusses the latest cruise news, including Mexico's new tourist tax and its potential impact on future cruises. Whether you're a first-time cruiser or a seasoned sailor, this episode offers something for everyone – just don't expect Trevor to share his room with you!