The Uncensored Crib

From high chair SWAT teams and allergy roulette to dodging modern mom judgment on Baby-Led Weaning, this episode is your permission slip to lower the bar and feed your baby without the guilt. Grab your cold matcha and trust your gut because at the end of the day, you know your baby best.

Before the baby arrives, marriage feels like a fairytale—until you realize you didn’t just marry your partner, you adopted their entire extended family and group chat. Join us as we dive into the hilarious reality of navigating in-laws, unsolicited parenting advice, and how to set rock-solid boundaries without starting a family war!

When you took your very first breath, the old version of me took her last and honestly, it’s the cutest case of identity theft in history. From the mind-blowing science of sharing actual DNA to viewing the entire world through a brand-new lens, we’re unpacking the unfiltered, emotional, and hilarious reality of being completely reborn right alongside your child.

First they’re sweet, then they’re sour, and eventually… they’re hanging low like a two-week-old party balloon. In this episode, we’re taking an unfiltered, hilarious deep dive into the life and times of “the girls”—from our pre-baby high school mindset to the wild pregnancy transformation, nursing bra survival, and celebrating every single change that came along the way.

From 30-second shower speed-runs to dodging biological pit stops and pacifier hunts, this episode dives into the high-stakes Grand Prix of getting yourself and your baby out the door on time. Grab your coffee and hit the gas as we reveal how moms tap into supernatural hyper-speed adrenaline, navigate the chaos in style, and cross the driveway finish line looking completely put together.

Grab your treat, ignore the laundry pile, and let’s get into what really happens down there. Because while cookies are meant to be enjoyed, yours is something to be proud of. 

Hiding in your car for two minutes of silence, or crouching behind the kitchen counter with an iced matcha? Welcome to the crib.  

In this debut sit-down of The Uncensored Crib, we’re dropping the picture-perfect social media filters for the honest, cheeky conversations nobody really prepares you for….