**WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE. I MEAN, REALLY STRONG**

She suffers no fools, and is crafty as hell. Cheri Allen is one of my most unfiltered friends, and she's the Queen of Halloween, but this year just isn't feeling it. We sit down over some gin & tonics and wax idiotic for a while about a whole MESS of things, from the perils of online dating to what in the hell "cuffing season" means to what constitutes a good slutty Pope costume for the season. It's a boozy adventure into a wonderful friendship. Enjoy!