John and Mike passionately discuss the value of a college education. They use hard-hitting *facts like apple pie moonshine, carnal knowledge and purple drank - and believe it or not, they actually stay on topic for the entire episode. You'll be introduced to Bobby Baseball, the overpaid baseball great, as well as Jebediah Joseph, Ebenezer and his two sons Josiah Jeremiah and the other Ezekiel, and even Simon Cray, who were all invaluable contributors to the telling of the stories of 1812.

*facts may be skewed by copious amounts of alcohol.