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The gang is here to catch up on a bonkers two weeks where we recap TFC in the midst of 5 games unbeaten, Calgary Wild are on a tear from the bottom of the NSL, game week recaps, #CanMNT player movements all over Europe, V-Cup, Roses attendance, preview Toronto v Chicago and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin reveals her love of reality television, Duncan is still a fan of a boob joke (who isn’t) and Mark takes Osorio for granted and he’s sorry.
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The gang is here to recap #TFClive vs New England, AFC Toronto hosting Montreal, recap the rest of the #CanPL and NSL game weeks, Promise David to Brighton, Johnstone to (stay at) Celtic, a touch of FIFA drama still, preview Toronto v Charlotte and Miami (at different times) and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan was on one with the puns tonight, Mark wasn’t as negative about Toronto FC’s performance as his runup implied, and Kristin has properly nicknamed Simcoe County Rovers “the Wonderdogs” and it’s perfect.
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The gang is here to recap the NSL and CanPL game weeks, talk about Rapid Ottawa gets a coach and a final, UEFA et al. v FIFA, the case of the missing Devin and TFC, preview #TFClive v Montreal, various domestic game weeks and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark fails and excels in Bananarama titles at the same time, Duncan has a new button he needs to press (and isn’t AI) and Kristin way oversells Calgary Wild’s amazing game.
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The gang is here to recap #TFClive vs DC and NYCFC, have a laugh and a swing at Infantino and his shenanigans, talk about #CanMNT and #CanWNT friendlies this fall, recap and preview CanPL and NSL game weeks, MLS new commissioner and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is genuinely confused as to how Forge are in first, Duncan offers up a better FIFA acronym, and Kristin is at her wits end with what’s a cup game or isn’t.
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The gang is here to recap the final chapters of the World Cup 2026, #TFClive played through a snoozer v Montreal, preview New England and DC United, catch up on the NSL and CanPL leagues, talk about a new domestic trophy, complain about the World Cup tournament and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark cops to having bicycle related trauma when he was much younger, Kristin wants to workshop a nickname for a new trophy, and Duncan has successfully rebranded DC United.
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The gang is here to recap the World Cup quarterfinals, a semi-final, predict the other semi-final (Tuesday recording), recap the NSL signings and announcements, V-Cup catch-up, In this episode Mark declares accounting a ‘sport’, Duncan already has a sponsor lined up and Kristin innocently ruins a perfectly good West Ham joke.
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The gang is here to meticulously dissect all the results in the World Cup, calling in a favour, previewing further knockouts and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark laughs at American exceptionalism when it comes to soccer and kicking a ball in general, Kristin rubs in that she got to watch the Mexico v England match, and Duncan has a go at Manchester United as early as humanly possible to set up for a Darlington reference.
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The gang is back from a rest/life chaos/a football tournament to talk about said football tournament, #CanMNT and their performance, the successes and failures of the tournament as a whole, Toronto crushing it as a host city, Mbappe speaks out, Iran’s mistreatment, preview #CanMNT v Morocco and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin shoehorns a domestic review catchup, Duncan mispronounces a sponsor with a French accent (and it’s delightful) and Mark admits his dream scenario was spoiled months ago.
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The gang is all here to recap the latest CanPL game week, review the #CanMNT draw with Ireland, and then talk about our feelings with special guest “Gentleman” James Grossi because there’s nothing else to talk about. Except the World Fucking Cup!!! In this episode Mark refuses to be (or actually is) serious about his group predictions, Kristin is mad at Fotmob with good reason, and James asks very journalism-type kit questions.
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The gang is here to recap NSL and CanPL game weeks, recap Canada v Uzbekistan, preview Canada v Ireland on Friday, preview the CanPL game week, talk some CanPL BC news with a new coach for Pacific and a settlement for Vancouver, CanWNT roster announcement and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan demonstrates incredible hearing, Mark gets called out for his stadium “expertise” and Kristin chooses this episode to reveal her domme side.
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