The Vocal Minority

The Vocal Minority

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  • Episode 584 – 26/09/01 #NotAFoodPodcast


    The gang is here to catch up on a bonkers two weeks where we recap TFC in the midst of 5 games unbeaten, Calgary Wild are on a tear from the bottom of the NSL, game week recaps, #CanMNT player movements all over Europe, V-Cup, Roses attendance, preview Toronto v Chicago and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin reveals her love of reality television, Duncan is still a fan of a boob joke (who isn’t) and Mark takes Osorio for granted and he’s sorry.

    Show Rundown
    • Segment 1: What’s been happening (13m03s)
      • Recap of TFC vs Charlotte and Miami
      • Recap of NSL weeks
      • Recap of CanPL weeks
      • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (1h11m10s)
        • Canadian player transfers
        • more Canadian player transfers
        • another Canadian player transfer
        • Montreal Roses attendance record
        • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h30m31s)
          • Preview #TFClive vs Chicago
          • Show References
            • SuperBurger / SuperCoffee
            • Toulouse FC instagrams and check out the ones with the TV as the still image
            • Support type things
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                1 hr 55 min
              • Episode 583 – 26/08/18 #5thBottom


                The gang is here to recap #TFClive vs New England, AFC Toronto hosting Montreal, recap the rest of the #CanPL and NSL game weeks, Promise David to Brighton, Johnstone to (stay at) Celtic, a touch of FIFA drama still, preview Toronto v Charlotte and Miami (at different times) and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan was on one with the puns tonight, Mark wasn’t as negative about Toronto FC’s performance as his runup implied, and Kristin has properly nicknamed Simcoe County Rovers “the Wonderdogs” and it’s perfect. 

                Show Rundown
                • Segment 1: What’s been happening (9m07s)
                  • Montreal Roses sack their coach after Women’s V-Cup loss to Simcoe County
                  • Toronto FC win over New England
                  • Someone let us in a private box for AFC Toronto v Montreal
                  • Recap of NSL week
                  • Recap of CanPL week
                  • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (54m20s)
                    • FIFA fires Kevin Lamour
                    • Promise David to Brighton Hove & Albion
                    • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h09m46s)
                      • Preview #TFClive vs Charlotte and Inter Miami
                      • Support type things
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                          1 hr 39 min
                        • Episode 582 – 26/08/11 # BrassBitchy


                          The gang is here to recap the NSL and CanPL game weeks, talk about Rapid Ottawa gets a coach and a final, UEFA et al. v FIFA, the case of the missing Devin and TFC, preview #TFClive v Montreal, various domestic game weeks and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark fails and excels in Bananarama titles at the same time, Duncan has a new button he needs to press (and isn’t AI) and Kristin way oversells Calgary Wild’s amazing game. 

                          Show Rundown
                          • Segment 1: What’s been happening (7m34s)
                            • Recap of NSL week
                            • Recap of CanPL week
                            • Canada M U-20s qualify for the World Cup
                            • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (33m16s)
                              • Ottawa Rapids get a new coach
                              • Ottawa Rapids get a league final
                              • UEFA vs FIFA
                              • Devin of TFC fame becomes a meme
                              • Segment 3: What’s coming up (59m47s)
                                • Preview #TFClive vs New England
                                • Preview AFC Toronto v Montreal
                                • Support type things
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                                    1 hr 27 min
                                  • Episode 581 – 26/08/04 #InfantinoAsCobraCommander


                                    The gang is here to recap #TFClive vs DC and NYCFC, have a laugh and a swing at Infantino and his shenanigans, talk about #CanMNT and #CanWNT friendlies this fall, recap and preview CanPL and NSL game weeks, MLS new commissioner and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is genuinely confused as to how Forge are in first, Duncan offers up a better FIFA acronym, and Kristin is at her wits end with what’s a cup game or isn’t. 

                                    Show Rundown
                                    • Segment 1: What’s been happening (5m38s)
                                      • Recap TFC vs DC and NYCFC
                                      • Recap of NSL week
                                      • Recap of CanPL week
                                      • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (47m39s)
                                        • Infantino’s cash grab and power failures
                                        • New MLS Commissioner
                                        • National Team friendlies announced
                                        • V-Cup catch-up
                                        • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h19m59s)
                                          • Leagues Cup time already?
                                          • Preview CanPL and NSL game weeks
                                          • Show References
                                            • Skratch Bastid Imperial March DJ set
                                            • Support type things
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                                                1 hr 50 min
                                              • Episode 580 – 26/07/20 #nutritionalBovril


                                                The gang is here to recap the final chapters of the World Cup 2026, #TFClive played through a snoozer v Montreal, preview New England and DC United, catch up on the NSL and CanPL leagues, talk about a new domestic trophy, complain about the World Cup tournament and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark cops to having bicycle related trauma when he was much younger, Kristin wants to workshop a nickname for a new trophy, and Duncan has successfully rebranded DC United. 

                                                Show Rundown
                                                • Segment 1: What’s been happening (5m53s)
                                                  • World Cup quarterfinal
                                                  • World Cup semifinal
                                                  • World Cup 3rd place match
                                                  • World Cup final
                                                  • Catch-up of NSL week
                                                  • Catch-up of CanPL week
                                                  • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (1h12m49s)
                                                    • Final tournament thoughts
                                                    • Women’s Voyageurs Cup announcement
                                                    • new coaches in NSL and CanPL
                                                    • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h53m23s)
                                                      • Score predictions of #TFClive vs New England, DC United
                                                      • Support type things
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                                                          2 hr 4 min
                                                        • Episode 579 – 26/07/14 #WembleyManitoba


                                                          The gang is here to recap the World Cup quarterfinals, a semi-final, predict the other semi-final (Tuesday recording), recap the NSL signings and announcements, V-Cup catch-up, In this episode Mark declares accounting a ‘sport’, Duncan already has a sponsor lined up and Kristin innocently ruins a perfectly good West Ham joke. 

                                                          Show Rundown
                                                          • Segment 1: What’s been happening (4m32s)
                                                            • World Cup Quarterfinals
                                                            • World Cup Semi-Final
                                                            • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (53m14s)
                                                              • Recap of Voyageurs Cup Quarterfinals
                                                              • Recap of CanPL week
                                                              • Winnipeg to NSL (lol CanPL)
                                                              • TFC departures and signings
                                                              • Futbol is life
                                                              • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h39m02s)
                                                                • Predict the World Cup Final
                                                                • Preview #TFClive vs Montreal
                                                                • Support type things
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                                                                    1 hr 57 min
                                                                  • Episode 578 – 26/07/07 #Moxico


                                                                    The gang is here to meticulously dissect all the results in the World Cup, calling in a favour, previewing further knockouts and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark laughs at American exceptionalism when it comes to soccer and kicking a ball in general, Kristin rubs in that she got to watch the Mexico v England match, and Duncan has a go at Manchester United as early as humanly possible to set up for a Darlington reference. 

                                                                    Show Rundown
                                                                    • Segment 1: the rest of the Round of 32 (6m00s)
                                                                    • Segment 2: Canada v Morocco and post-mortem (29m50s)
                                                                    • Segment 3: more Round of 16 (1h07m42s)
                                                                    • Segment 4: USA v Belgium and the nonsense surrounding it (1h39m03s)
                                                                    • Segment 5: last of Round of 16 and predicting the Quarter-finals (2h02m40s)
                                                                    • Support type things
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                                                                        2 hr 26 min
                                                                      • Episode 577 – 26/07/01 #WorldCupRecap


                                                                        The gang is back from a rest/life chaos/a football tournament to talk about said football tournament, #CanMNT and their performance, the successes and failures of the tournament as a whole, Toronto crushing it as a host city, Mbappe speaks out, Iran’s mistreatment, preview #CanMNT v Morocco and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin shoehorns a domestic review catchup, Duncan mispronounces a sponsor with a French accent (and it’s delightful) and Mark admits his dream scenario was spoiled months ago. 

                                                                        Show Rundown
                                                                        • Segment 1: What’s been happening (6m27s)
                                                                          • World Cup catchup
                                                                          • Catchup of CanPL and NSL
                                                                          • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (1h10m00s)
                                                                            • Iran at the World Cup
                                                                            • Kylian Mbappe speaks out on gambling
                                                                            • preview #CanMNT v Morocco
                                                                            • Show References
                                                                              • The North American Soccer Accord by Paul Beirne
                                                                              • Randy Feltface: First Banana
                                                                              • Support type things
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                                                                                  2 hr 1 min
                                                                                • Episode 576 – 26/06/09 #WioneerVilliage

                                                                                  The gang is all here to recap the latest CanPL game week, review the #CanMNT draw with Ireland, and then talk about our feelings with special guest “Gentleman” James Grossi because there’s nothing else to talk about. Except the World Fucking Cup!!! In this episode Mark refuses to be (or actually is) serious about his group predictions, Kristin is mad at Fotmob with good reason, and James asks very journalism-type kit questions.

                                                                                  Show Rundown
                                                                                  • Segment 1: What’s been happening (8m10s)
                                                                                    • Recap of #CanMNT v Ireland
                                                                                    • Recap of CanPL week
                                                                                    • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (30m56s)
                                                                                      • The Fucking World Cup 2026
                                                                                      • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h54m50s)
                                                                                        • Preview #CanMNT vs Bosnia-Herzegovina
                                                                                        • Show References
                                                                                          • Unattached FC by friend James Grossi
                                                                                          • Support type things
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                                                                                              2 hr 28 min
                                                                                            • Episode 575 – 26/06/02 #INeedThis


                                                                                              The gang is here to recap NSL and CanPL game weeks, recap Canada v Uzbekistan, preview Canada v Ireland on Friday, preview the CanPL game week, talk some CanPL BC news with a new coach for Pacific and a settlement for Vancouver, CanWNT roster announcement and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan demonstrates incredible hearing, Mark gets called out for his stadium “expertise” and Kristin chooses this episode to reveal her domme side. 

                                                                                              Show Rundown
                                                                                              • Segment 1: What’s been happening (10m47s)
                                                                                                • Recap of NSL week
                                                                                                • Recap of CanPL week
                                                                                                • Recap #CanMNT v Uzbekistan
                                                                                                • Segment 2: What we’re talking about (55m50s)
                                                                                                  • #CanMNT roster
                                                                                                  • CanPL BC team news
                                                                                                  • #CanWNT announce 26 player camp for Costa Rica friendly
                                                                                                  • Segment 3: What’s coming up (1h26m13s)
                                                                                                    • Preview of NSL week
                                                                                                    • Preview of CanPL week
                                                                                                    • Preview #CanMNT vs Ireland
                                                                                                    • Support type things
                                                                                                      • Support our Patreon. If you’d like to throw some change in the tip jar, please do so. Thank you to those for your ears and support, it’s immensely appreciated.
                                                                                                      • 5-stars on iTunes and leave some feedback. It would help immensely.
                                                                                                      • Click here to listen to episode 575

                                                                                                         

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