When the Klingon equivalent to the Three Musketeers botch their effort to pimp their Talarian cargo freighter ride, the Batris has a bad hair day in a tussle with a bird of prey. Can Captain Korris light the galaxy on fire with an exploding ship that's seen better days? Will Konmel's mustache ever see its equal in the Empire? What's Vulkan tequila like? How big is the hamburger scene on Nausicaa? Start shouting at the sky to warn the dead: a podcast is coming.