While Moron America is distracted by the show trial of the century, we've got plenty of actual news to laugh at this week. Like...

* #AlexandriaOcasioSmollett trends No. 1 on Twitter and AOC is officially the biggest liar in DC. Her future looks bright

* Moron Joe breaks more promises to his voters, and they're both starting to get pissed

* Bernie's mittens are "white privilege" now

* MSNBC says space aliens might attack us over climate change

* Vegas millionaire offers up $1M for evidence of the afterlife

* Can anyone stop the Cocaine Hippos?

* Four guys eat 66 lbs of fruit to avoid baggage fees at the airport

Plus, on the WOM hotline:

* LueEllen's teenager is $GME rich and now he thinks he runs the house

* Bob the Reformed Conspiracy Theorist and Longhorn Flannigan debate #QAnon post-Trump

* Ken from the Spectre Inspectors Squad cashes in

* Attorney Jimmy James chases that Robinhood money, honey!

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