Snitches get stitches, but will they profit too? That's what our boys intend to find out! Mike, Peter and Jon square up and fight over a lucrative tattletale business in New York City's Citizens Air Complaint Program, knuckle up and chat about a new work perk that's jerking everyone back (to the) office, and wrap up with another thrilling tale of everyone's favorite private dick. Also, special shoutout to the best girl. Time to go full mast, sailor - Red Channel Condition casts off today!