This week, Amir and Laila unpack the chaos of Alliyah and Sean’s big day—from a painfully delayed bride to a groom who straight-up disappears. With Alliyah still doing her makeup hours after showtime, and Jackie failing her one job to get her to the venue, guests are left sweating in the heat while Sean storms off. Meanwhile, Shekinah tracks Sarper down with a GPS tag (yes, really), and we finally get some insight into Sarper’s past marriage—and his bizarre logic on commitment.

In Guadalajara, Any introduces her throuple to her family in a scene filled with shock, silence, and low-key savior complex energy. And just when we thought things couldn’t get messier, Juan picks the worst possible moment to confront Jessica about learning Spanish. One thing’s clear: timing is not anyone’s strong suit this week.

👉 Tune in for cultural insight, reality TV realness, and some good old-fashioned banter.