Laughs, tears, meltdowns, cat noises and a massive washing machine. This post Round 1 therapy session had it all. It's a long one, so this session may need a few commutes to get through! It's rant time...

Timestamps:

(0:00-5:00) Weekend talking points.

(5:00-14:30) Scores + Loser of the week.

(14:30-22:40) Richmond v Carlton.

(22:40-32:10) Hawthorn v Essendon.

(32:10-41:30) Geelong v Fremantle.

(41:30-48:15) Sydney v Brisbane.

(48:15-55:45) Bulldogs v North Melbourne.

(55:45-1:00:30) Collingwood v Port Adelaide.

(1:00:30-1:08:20) Adelaide v St Kilda.

(1:08:20-1:17:40) Melbourne v GWS.

(1:17:40-1:23:00) Eagles v Suns.

(1:23:00-1:27:00) This game sh*ts me.

(1:27:00-1:29:00) Trades.

(1:29:00-1:35:30) Listener rants.