I never knew root beer would taste so good...on meat! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer Kate Kaput to discuss some of their most hilariously bad dating experiences, books, and reality TV and Kate's brief appearance on Top Chef. We learn that Kate is afraid of puppets and Simone is afraid of wizards. We also meet a man with very questionable alcohol choices and a guy who visited a surgeon to become a jew. Also: more stories from that summer camp for single adults! The pair cap off the episode with a rapid-fire game of FMK: Dawson's Creek Edition.

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