Well hello there, Citizen! The fellas of the Whiparound are here to save you from the sanity of the regular old news cycle, and whew, we’ve got a wild shift into the strange for you this week: Shaun serenades everyone with the soothing sounds of Singing Scottish Sheep, Dave explains why one Pakistani Government official was recently sighted sporting a cute & cuddly kitty face, and Phil found out about two Swiss mooks caught cheating…at mountain climbing??

The latter bizarre scoop leads Phil to bring up a BRAND NEW GAME! Play along at home as we try out the first edition of You Cheatin’ Mother F***ers!

BUT FIRST! We head back to the molten shores of a place we call WHAT MADE DAVE ANGRY THIS WEEK!, to hear about what spoils the summer season for our grouchiest team member. It’s bugs. But you’re gonna wanna hear Dave spin the details on this one. Trust us.

AND! In Three for the Road, fighter pilots’ plumes go pervy, a dead doll causes a ruckus, Marie Curie photobombs a cake, and, yep; you guessed it: way MORE!

In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can double as a wonderful perch for whatever is playing…the WHIPAROUND!

 

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Seals have been trained to sing the Star Wars theme - have a listen

Mariah Carey Birthday Cake Request Goes Awry After Hilarious Misunderstanding

Man’s Occasional Headache Turns Out to Be Caused by Wood Splinters Stuck in His Brain for Five Years

Zoo employee's performance in lion escape drill goes viral

 

Cat filter goof leaves Pakistanis scratching their whiskers

Florida police find prosthetic ear owner after Facebook post

Woman trapped in St. Louis jail stairwell for 2.5 days

 

Air Force Officials Say Penis-Shaped Contrails Were Unintentional

 

Star-studded cast to perform play based on Mueller report

 

A Horrific Discovery in a Park Turns Bizarre: It Was a Doll, Not a Baby

 

Supplements for Brain Health Found to Have No Benefits

 

The 40 Worst Cheaters in Sports History  

Climbers land plane near summit of Mont Blanc with police in pursuit

 

TAGS: Comedy, news, science, weird, podcasts, macabre, insects, summer, snapchat, climbing, cheating, seals, singing, language

 

**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**