On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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The Westboro Baptist Church Players

1:59.134

Tantric Urinary Orgasms

4:20.901

The Sensual Sting Of Pee In The Eye

13:07.061

Anal Desert Recipe – Butt Berries And Ca-Ca Cream

17:16.842

Checking In With Our Favorite Sub Slave Tit Pig

19:34.268

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23:29.790

That Wasn’t Reindeer Poop On Your Patio Furniture

24:37.015

Overdosing On Tanning Injections

28:41.363

Mother Locks COVID Infected Child In Trunk

34:48.437

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Quick And Dirty Transcript

TimIt’s Monday, January 10, 2022 coming up on the program today, urinary orgasms. Let the stream of pleasure flow through you. Plus another dessert recipe made inside your asshole. A dumb teenager overdoses on tanning injections. Santa’s reindeer took a big fat deuce on your patio furniture. And now to perform a patriotic song. Please welcome the Westborough Baptist Church

Yes dimension back here with you to start a new week programs. Got a great show for you today. At the top of the podcast, we played a little bit of Wicked Land of Sodomite from the Westborough Baptist Church. Always a feel good song. We’ve actually played it a few times, but it’s always been an abbreviated, shortened version. The song actually clocks in at over two minutes. I like to keep it tight, though I feel a little wicked Land of Sodomite goes a long way. Although the entire song is pretty great here’s a little bit that I cut out for the intro. I don’t know why I should actually include it.

TimWhat could possibly rhyme with wrong

Timif you don’t know or don’t remember the Westborough Baptist Church. They’re the God hates fags Church. They’re obsessed with gay people. They think all gay people eat crap. They try to incorporate at least a line or two of feces eating in most of their song. Parodies, honestly, I don’t blame them in the least. I try to include butts or poop in all of my song parodies. You may recall my classic Journey spoof.

TimI really thought I was going to go home with a Golden Yankavik at last year’s Yankees. Apparently the Academy is not a huge fan of poop humor. I thought the lyrics were actually pretty smart when I say Stretch that behold and I stretch out the word behold. I mean that works on multiple levels. Christ, come on, my poop and butt humor is for the thinking man. Listen, as I stated, I’ve got a great show for you today. I think we’re done with the poop and butt content for a while, but it’s going to remain gross. This is Distorted View daily. After all, we have featured countless piss porn clips on the podcast,