In this episode, Meghan examins the wild world of Vampire Hunting Kits. Some of these "antique" kits that will protect you from vampires may include silver bullets, wooden steaks, a mysterious serum, a painting of possums, chicken leg goblets, and a book about horrible ways to die for the low low price of a couple thousand dollars. What a steal.

Also, we have a special treat for all our emo listeners -- bass player Charles Trippy of We The Kings makes a fun little cameo in the story.