Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan decide that Laurent is pretty okay actually, wonder why the Cullens just stood around and waited for a bad thing to happen, and, as usual, enjoy Emmett.

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